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At long last! An update!

2/20/2025 - Holy nutballs it's been quite a bit of time since I've updated this website. Rest assured, there will be plenty of reviews in 2025, and I actually have a few backlog movies to do reviews of, ranging from the torture of Borderlands (2024), the absolute insanity of From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), and the breath of fresh air that is Transformers One (2024). Also, look out for a review of the Super Mario Bros. movie coming sometime in March. It's gonna be a good year, folks.

Stay tuned
- Maddie